Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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