i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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