Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
well most of my day revolves around power hour
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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