Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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