I want to stick my p in your. b.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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