I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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