But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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