I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I came so hard my ears popped.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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