i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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