My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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