can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I need water and some morals
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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