did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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