He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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