I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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