Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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