No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Ladies don't puke and tell
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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