she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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