I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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