awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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