brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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