making cat noises will not fix the situation.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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