hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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