Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i dont even know how to be here
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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