Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
We don't watch enough power rangers
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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