I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Randomize
