kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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