He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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