Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(203): View more from Connecticut

can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?

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(518): View more from New York

we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.

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(917): View more from New York City

we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.

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(940): View more from Texas

I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..

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(208): View more from Idaho

My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.

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(424): View more from California

I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn

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(951): View more from California

Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying

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