Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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