Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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