i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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