It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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