i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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