i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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