i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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