Don't EVER smell your tampon
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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