I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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