I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
time to smoke my breakfast
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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