margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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