Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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