I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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