We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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