We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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