For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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