wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
no you cant smoke seaweed
Operation Purity has been aborted
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
i need some magic done to my vagina
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I smell like Dick and happiness
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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