Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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