Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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