Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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