Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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