There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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