just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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