I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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